Trisha: "What's the address on the account?"
Me: (I give her my Berkeley address)
Me: "Oh, sorry, I've moved around a bit and I'm in a military family so it's kind of confusing." (I give her my parents' old San Diego address)
Trisha: "Do you live in Hawaii?"
Me: "My parents do..." (I give her my parents' current address)
Me: (I think for a moment. My parents have moved around within Hawaii in the year since they've been here, but I can't think of any of their previous addresses...)
Trisha: "...(in an impatient, sarcastic tone) what, you don't even know where you live?"
omg omg F-YOU TRISHA!!! (**&(!*&(!@ # askf jalwij flakjflaksn dlkjfgkaue hroiweroie
Gerrrahhhhhh I'm seeing red.
YES, TRISHA, I DO KNOW WHERE I LIVE.
YES, TRISHA, IT IS POSSIBLE THAT PEOPLE LIVE IN ONE PLACE, MOVE ALL OF THEIR BELONGINGS TO ANOTHER PLACE, AND THEN LIVE THERE. SOMETIMES, THEY EVEN DO THIS AGAIN AND AGAIN. It's called MOVING!!!!!!!!!!!